Parliament Brawl

Parliament Brawl

Order! Order! Steer your politician with one thumb through a chamber full of furious rivals. Your weapons fire on their own: outlast the crowd and topple the Speaker.

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The six fighters charge across the Commons floor, gavel, coins and papers flying, over a carpet of knocked-out grey-suited backbenchers.
Six fighters, one chamber floor, no decorum.

The motion: survive the sitting

Runs last a few minutes. Your thumb moves you, your weapons do the rest, and the crowd of rival politicians grows until the bell. Pick up the ballot slips they drop, level up and build a loadout that clears the floor.

One thumb, all chaos

Drag anywhere to move. Attacks fire by themselves, so all you think about is where to stand when the whole backbench comes for you.

Ten weapons that evolve

Order Paper, Gavel Swing, Filibuster, Red Tape, the Division Bell, the Leaked Memo, Kickback, Unpaid Interns, the Rubber Stamp and Thumbs Down. Max one out and it evolves.

Six chambers, sixty sittings

From the House of Commons to the Roman Senate. Every chamber is ten sittings with twists like Budget Day, Late Sitting and Snap Vote, and its own rivals with their own tricks.

Bosses with a temper

The Speaker calls you to order, the Grand Coalition splits in two, the Kingmaker anoints his favourites and the Consul hands out free bread to fatten the crowd.

Six fighters

The Maverick, the Filibusterer, the Chief of Staff, the Lobbyist, the Heir and the Tribune, each with a weapon of their own and a wardrobe of outfits.

Influence that stays

Every run pays Influence. Spend it on permanent upgrades, new fighters, outfits and gold-plated weapon skins, and come back stronger for the next sitting.

Satire, not a side: every politician in the game is a made-up archetype, and every party gets heckled equally.

Screens

Captured in the game itself.

The Speaker shouts ORDER! as the Maverick fights a crowd of backbenchers in the Commons.
The Speaker wants order.
The level-up screen offering three new weapons, with an AD button to reroll the choices.
Level up: pick a weapon or an upgrade.
The main menu with the chamber card, its ten sittings and the fighter picker.
Ten sittings in every chamber.
The wardrobe, trying an outfit on a fighter.
A wardrobe for every fighter.
The armoury listing each weapon beside its gold skin.
Weapon skins, paid for with Influence.
The shop, every product with its price on its own button.
The shop: every price on its button.

Free to play, fair to pay

No energy, no timers, no loot boxes and no second currency. Everything you can buy is bought once and kept, with its price on its button before you tap.

Free play as much as you like

Four chambers and their forty sittings, four fighters, every weapon and every permanent upgrade, all earned by playing.

Optional purchases yours to keep

  • No Ads
  • The Diet and the Roman Senate: a chamber and a fighter each
  • The Campaign Fund: double Influence from every run
  • A gala outfit for each fighter, and bundles that save on them all

Ads you can see coming. A reward ad plays only when you tap a button marked AD, and a short ad may show between runs, never during one. No Ads removes them. No account, and your progress stays on your phone. The privacy policy explains what the ads collect.